July 31, 2004

Today was a pretty good day. I woke up on time, had a nice shower, had an awesome blueberry muffin for breakfast, and then the world's most famous former hacker taught me how to get any major corporation to grant me access to their most prized secrets and tell me to have a nice day when I was done. I had dol-sot bi bim bob and a few slices of cheese pizza for dinner and I think I'm going to go have a nice lie down.