Over the years, these two fiends have been indoctrinating our children with horrible beliefs and values. Their morals and ethics are all but nonexistent. When I was a small child, at the beginning of my long-term memory (sometime around the age of five, I believe), I saw a commercial for the board game "Trouble". I'm not sure if you've ever heard of it. You know, the one where small children sing "It's fun getting into trouble!"? Yeah, that's the one.
What the hell, Milton?
People always turn to things like M-rated video games and R-rated movies for excuses as to why their horrible little children have "spontaneously" gone psycho and shot up several classrooms of schoolchildren. It's these damn board game manufacturers that deserve the blame, I tell you. What better way to get into trouble than to kill thirty-seven ten-year-olds? That's right on par with nuclear warfare, as far as I'm concerned. And it's all because of Bradley. He's the ringleader of the whole thing; Milton's just a follower. But it's the fault of both of them because Milton never said "Hey, you think this might be a bad idea? I mean, we're telling small, impressionable children that they should strive to do all that is wrong; don't you think that maybe there might be some ethical issues involved here?" He just said stuff like "Yes, master" and "A brain! Where can I find a brain?"
There was a time when people like that would be taken out back and shot.
That was yesterday, actually, and it was a hell of a job to clean up, let me tell you.
I second that motion
I think that the game crossfire is the underline reason for every war in the past 15 years. You remeber cross fire it had those to young kids like battling in this space age collisum for the the title of the ruler of the world. Well sub the young kids with Bush and Sadam wola
you got your self powder keg!
Posted by: neozero | Saturday, January 31, 2004 at 11:55 PM
WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE CHILDREN!? WONT ANYBODY EVER THINK OF THE CHILDREN?
Posted by: Jason Magnon | Sunday, February 01, 2004 at 08:49 PM
Who am I to comment....well...it does start somewhere...is it the board games, can we trace it back to the formula manufacturers for trying to take away the bond of baby with its mother...well, there is something wrong somewhere.
Luckily, I know the answer.
Posted by: suz | Wednesday, February 18, 2004 at 12:31 PM
I really love those random links you stick in there. it makes my day.
Posted by: Mirage | Tuesday, July 20, 2004 at 08:11 PM